I AM AN UGLY BLOKE

It's strange really, you try your best to help people out, you try to be nice, courteous and kind.

At the 'drop of a hat' you are there in 'their' hour of need, then...... just when you want to visit them for a social chat,

people just ignore you, or make you feel unwelcome.

This especially hurts when you really like them and think they like you too.

So it seems that I am the victim of users, who only want me when I can do something for them.

Well, with that in mind, I have come to the conclusion that I am not liked as a person, but only used for my skills as a bloke. Ain't life a bitch.

I DON'T GO OUT, I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION. I'M BORING, I'M USELESS, I'M RUBBISH AT EVERYTHING ,I HAVE A SMALL MEMBER

I AM NO GOOD TO ANYONE, WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID. I AM HIDEOUSLY OUT OF ORDER, THE WHITE HEAD ON THE FACE OF LIFE

I WENT FOR AN AUDITION IN BEAUTY & THE BEAST AND WAS DEEMED TOO UGLY TO GET THE PART OF THE BEAST